This book is best read at your best friends house, while laying on your stomach, with a pillow near by.

This book is best read on a boat that you made by hand, while traveling towards an island full of mangoes. Leave your AI robots at home for this one, you're going to want to journey on your own.

This book is best read in a sprawling underground colony bunker, in the dark, but before ScoutDrone1 alerts you to movement down a corridor. Your risk assessment will say there's a 68% chance of it being a SecUnit hunting you. Wait. Make that two SecUnits. So read fast.

This book is best read while camping under the stars.

This book is best enjoyed after telling your Roomba and digital coffee maker how much you appreciate them.

This book is best read outdoors, alone in the forest where no one can see you dry heaving into the bushes.

This book is best read in a natural rock shelter, after you've been taken prisoner and are being used as bait to find the rest of your crew. Just remember to keep an eye on the sky, you never know what Mal might drop on the bad guys.

This book is best read while spray painting 'Aladdin will Rise' on an crumbling wall, but watch out as a kaiju is battling a giant mecha the next street over and cam-drones are everywhere.

This book is best read on a boat in the middle of the sea while your siblings fish. If you see something dark and scary in the water, don't worry, because you are Medusa and you have power.

This book is best read under a tree, by the beach with your pet tigers on either side of you, while you eat figs, honey cakes and cheese. Remember to keep your sword or slingshot close by, because these parts are dangerous, even for a goddess like you.

Tip for all readers/listeners. Listen to the end. And by the end I mean follow the epilogue to the VERY END. I was **gasping**, mouth open. texting my brother immediately.

This book is best listened to while drafting an outline of your newest horror book, "I was only trying to help". If it feels like someone is looking over your shoulder, you're probably right, so keep your sword close.

This book is best read on a flight to Ireland. Make sure to rent a motor scooter as soon as you arrive, and head straight to the local pub, you never know who you'll meet there ;)

This book is best read in your rose garden, while watching the handyman caulk your window frames to keep out the swarms of bugs that keep finding their way into your home.

This book is best read outside at night, by a warm fire with good company (keep a knife close at hand).

This book is best read while hugging your favourite childhood stuffed animal, but not too tight, because you don't want it to bleed all over you.

An insular, creepy read that hits all the right notes.

This is best read after putting the kids to bed, and not at their swim practice, which I definitely didn't do, not realizing how much spice the book starts with.

This book is best read in an abandoned cathedral at night, while men in masks sit motionless in the pews behind you.

This book is best read while hiding under the covers.