This book is best read while on an alien planet, ideally while taking a break from a full day of hiking towards certain doom with your best friends.

This book is best read at night while looking out at the stars.

This book is best listened to in the car while driving across the country with your crush.

This book is best read in a derelict gothic mansion, one with a crypt in the basement, overlooking a nearby pond. Also there should be rabbits. Lots of rabbits.

This book is best listened to by a pond, with the sound of toads croaking and fish splashing.

This book is best read in the kitchen, while someone you love makes you breakfast. Oh and don't forget to put on your bulletproof vest, it's going to be a wild ride.

This book is best read in the back of an armoured SUV, with a hot body guard sitting beside you, while your knees lightly brush and the back of your neck starts to heat. Make sure to buckle up, because it's going to be a wild ride.

This book is best read on a rainy day, by the window and far away from stairs.

Did I read this in one sitting? Yes. Do I have any regrets? No.

This book is best read under the covers with a flashlight while home alone. Just kidding! Don't do that, it's too scary. Read it with all the lights on, and your best friend on speed dial.

This book is best read while eating bread dipped in oil, lounging in the sun by blue water - surrounded by your best girl friends.